May 23
I fucking hate when bitches do shit like that. No one gives a fuck what you look like without make up, because your still an ugly bitch, get the fuck over your self.
May 22
My dad posted this on Facebook and says “we also know how to hide the bodies” if only he knew I wasn’t pretty.
May 19
Bobby Patronic..
I’m good sex, “oh okay” I’ll keep you in the bedroom so long they’ll put your face on the back of a milk carton, “bobby” they come lookin for you but they won’t find you, you’d be like a ghost, like a sex ghost only come out on Halloween and valentines day, be like knock knock
Who’s there?
Trick or treat sex!
“Bobby!”
I know, I know
“Bobby!”
(you would only know if you’ve seen the video)!!! Look up- perfect date dating video! Oh so funny!
May 18
- period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
- period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
- period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
- period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
- period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
- period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
- period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
- period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
- period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
- period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
- period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
- period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
- period: Yell at a puppy.
- period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
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